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NEW YORK—In an effort to increase the league's revenue and offset the expensive cost of foul shots, commissioner David Stern announced Monday that the NBA would begin charging teams a $50 fee per free throw attempt.

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ATLANTA—Early in the study, Bobo's elevated mood and excessive chattering made him quite popular among the other chimpanzees. But researchers claimed that his increased irritability, short temper, and absenteeism at the jungle gym did not go unnoticed.
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California To Legalize Marijuana?

California's November ballot will include an initiative that if approved would make marijuana legal and taxable. What do you think?

  • "That might finally erase the stigma against lazy, glassy-eyed, rambling layabouts."

    Colin Fraser
    Unemployed
  • "Marijuana legalization would be a pretty nice conciliatory gesture toward all the gay potheads who lost their reception hall deposits."

    Angelique Guthrie
    Assembly Inspector
  • "That kind of thing might be fine in left-leaning California, but it wouldn't fly where I come from: meth country."

    Javier Raymonde
    Receiving Tank Operator
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