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California To Legalize Marijuana?

California's November ballot will include an initiative that if approved would make marijuana legal and taxable. What do you think?

  • "That might finally erase the stigma against lazy, glassy-eyed, rambling layabouts."

    Colin Fraser
    Unemployed
  • "Marijuana legalization would be a pretty nice conciliatory gesture toward all the gay potheads who lost their reception hall deposits."

    Angelique Guthrie
    Assembly Inspector
  • "That kind of thing might be fine in left-leaning California, but it wouldn't fly where I come from: meth country."

    Javier Raymonde
    Receiving Tank Operator
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