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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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California To Legalize Marijuana?

California's November ballot will include an initiative that if approved would make marijuana legal and taxable. What do you think?

  • "That might finally erase the stigma against lazy, glassy-eyed, rambling layabouts."

    Colin Fraser Unemployed
  • "Marijuana legalization would be a pretty nice conciliatory gesture toward all the gay potheads who lost their reception hall deposits."

    Angelique Guthrie Assembly Inspector
  • "That kind of thing might be fine in left-leaning California, but it wouldn't fly where I come from: meth country."

    Javier Raymonde Receiving Tank Operator

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