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Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

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California Town On Sale On Craigslist For $225K

The town of Seneca, CA, a 12-acre former gold-mining outpost in the northern part of the state, is being offered on Craigslist for $225,000, which includes the town’s liquor license, three cabins, and a bar. What do you think?

  • “Sorry, I just bought a different town.”

    Carlos Benitez Campground Manager
  • “I’d buy it, but knowing me, I would tax myself into oblivion.”

    Molly Guth Turf Grower
  • “Throw in a handful of broken railroad spikes and we’ve got ourselves a deal.”

    Scotty Hilkene Quarantine Officer

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