California Voting Machines Hacked

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California Voting Machines Hacked

A team of hackers commissioned to test the security of California's voting machines were able to find several security flaws that enabled them to alter votes. What do you think?
  • "That's all America needs–a nerd president."

    Milt Haggerty
    Long-Haul Trucker
  • "As a part of Mitt Romney's campaign team, let me just say that I would like this group's contact information."

    Wendy Clauson
    Campaign Organizer
  • "I don't understand why we needed these fancy new computer voting machines in the first place, what was wrong with the clap-o-meter?"

    Bill Quilty
    Systems Analyst
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