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Vol 44 Issue 26

Right To Own Guns Upheld

In its first interpretation of the Second Amendment in 80 years, the Supreme Court overturned Washington D.C.'s gun ban, stating that Americans had the right to own handguns. What do you think?

George Takei To Wed Partner

Following California's legalization of gay marriage, George Takei, best known as Sulu on Star Trek, has applied to marry his longtime partner....
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California's Gay-Marriage Bill

Last week, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said he will veto the gay-marriage bill passed by California’s state legislature. What do you think?
  • "Well, I can understand where the governor is coming from. Being an actor, he's probably just not that comfortable with homosexuals."

    David Heller
    Architect
  • "Goddammit, if gay marriage was good enough for my grandfather, it's good enough for me."

    Elizabeth Slucer
    Actuary
  • "So, playing all those gun-toting homos in the movies is okay, but when it comes to furthering their civil rights, suddenly they're off limits, huh Arnold?"

    Arthur Bates
    Painter
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