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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Call For Gonzales's Resignation

Following a recent disclosure that the FBI has abused its powers to spy on private citizens, some Democratic senators and a key Republican are calling for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to resign. What do you think?
  • "Maybe if private citizens would stop being so damned intriguing they wouldn't have any problem with the FBI."

    Lisa Ferraiolo Systems Analyst
  • "I don't think we should be so quick to judge. Gonzales is a very exotic name, and having an exotically named attorney general, no matter how much he tries undermine the system he is supposed to uphold, helps us appear open-minded."

    Adam Conroy Air Traffic Controller
  • "When is this top-level shake-up finally going to reveal that Postmaster General John E. Potter has been stealing my Netflix?"

    Richard Kilmartin Coal Miner

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