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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Call To Outlaw Texting While Driving

According to a new poll, 89 percent of Americans questioned believe that text-messaging while driving should be against the law. What do you think?
  • "Fine, I'll stop texting. But I'll be damned if I start paying attention to the road."

    Melissa Checzlowyczh Systems Analyst
  • "Don't count me in that number. About the only time I have any trouble doing both safely is when I'm backing up."

    Tracy Herman Plumber
  • "Wouldn't it be easier to just ban driving? Honestly, who drives any more?"

    Frank Cooley Refrigerator Delivery Man

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