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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Call To Outlaw Texting While Driving

According to a new poll, 89 percent of Americans questioned believe that text-messaging while driving should be against the law. What do you think?
  • "Fine, I'll stop texting. But I'll be damned if I start paying attention to the road."

    Melissa Checzlowyczh Systems Analyst
  • "Don't count me in that number. About the only time I have any trouble doing both safely is when I'm backing up."

    Tracy Herman Plumber
  • "Wouldn't it be easier to just ban driving? Honestly, who drives any more?"

    Frank Cooley Refrigerator Delivery Man

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