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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Camaro Coming Back

General Motors announced that, after a five-year absence, the Camaro will be re-introduced in 2009. What do you think?
  • "It's so cute that GM thinks it'll still be in business in 2009."

    Raymond Steif Paramedic
  • "Do you know if they're also planning on re-introducing that loose cheerleader from high school, Christina Morrel? Having a Camaro just wouldn't be the same without her."

    Dale Seblonka Accountant
  • "They stopped making the Camaro five years ago? Looks like I have a new theory about why the terrorists attacked."

    Rebecca Wincapaw Elementary School Teacher

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