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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Cambodian Antiquity To Be Seized

FBI agents moved to impound a statue from the auction house Sotheby's after Cambodian officials claimed it was looted from an ancient Khmer temple. What do you think?

  • "Shame on you, Sotheby's. I would expect this kind of nonsense from Bonhams & Butterfields, but never you."

    Aric Naidu Devulcanizer Tender
  • "I can’t believe they’re preventing it from finding a new home with a rich person. Hasn’t anyone in Cambodia seen Annie?"

    Charles Lao Sawmill Worker
  • "This sounds like the part of an Indiana Jones movie where I yell, 'Bor-ing!' and everyone sitting next to me laughs."

    Francine Nieves Unemployed

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