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Cambodian Antiquity To Be Seized

FBI agents moved to impound a statue from the auction house Sotheby's after Cambodian officials claimed it was looted from an ancient Khmer temple. What do you think?

  • "Shame on you, Sotheby's. I would expect this kind of nonsense from Bonhams & Butterfields, but never you."

    Aric Naidu
    Devulcanizer Tender
  • "I can’t believe they’re preventing it from finding a new home with a rich person. Hasn’t anyone in Cambodia seen Annie?"

    Charles Lao
    Sawmill Worker
  • "This sounds like the part of an Indiana Jones movie where I yell, 'Bor-ing!' and everyone sitting next to me laughs."

    Francine Nieves
    Unemployed
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