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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Cambodian Antiquity To Be Seized

FBI agents moved to impound a statue from the auction house Sotheby's after Cambodian officials claimed it was looted from an ancient Khmer temple. What do you think?

  • "Shame on you, Sotheby's. I would expect this kind of nonsense from Bonhams & Butterfields, but never you."

    Aric Naidu Devulcanizer Tender
  • "I can’t believe they’re preventing it from finding a new home with a rich person. Hasn’t anyone in Cambodia seen Annie?"

    Charles Lao Sawmill Worker
  • "This sounds like the part of an Indiana Jones movie where I yell, 'Bor-ing!' and everyone sitting next to me laughs."

    Francine Nieves Unemployed

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