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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Cameron Distributing Darwin

Actor Kirk Cameron, best known for his work on the television program Growing Pains, is touring college campuses to hand out copies of Charles Darwin's Origin of Species that contain a 50-page critique by Cameron himself. What do you think?
  • "I've seen the commentary, and it's simply not on the level of, say, Eve Plumb's introduction to Rousseau's Emile."

    Damon Roslie Systems Analyst
  • "I bet Charles Darwin is lying still in his grave, because he is dead."

    Julie Parypa Jacket Changer
  • "This sounds like a really juicy scheme, but you just know his dunderheaded friend Boner is going to completely ruin it somehow, most likely with hilarious results."

    Joseph Lind Retail Manager
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