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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Cameron Says Save 3-D For The Classics

Speaking to a group of industry insiders, James Cameron said that postproduction 3-D should only be applied to classic films like Jaws or Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. What do you think?

  • "No way! Some of the worst movies ever have the most crap flying across the screen."

    Peter Schulter Systems Analyst
  • "And only for movies with performances worthy of Vincent Price."

    Yancy Bakken Quick Mixer Operator
  • "I don't understand. If they made old movies 3D, they'd be forced to rerelease them and charge...oh, I see."

    Clem Havey Needle Setter

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