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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Canada Keeps Marijuana Illegal

Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper announced last week he would not decriminalize and tax marijuana, despite calls to do so from the current mayor and four former mayors of Vancouver. What do you think?

  • "I'm impressed that Vancouver's pothead mayor remembers who the Prime Minister is."

    John Jackson Fire Inspector
  • "He’ll change his mind once he starts getting heat from the Visine lobby."

    Barbara Langmaid Pastry Chef
  • "As a pot-smoking enthusiast, I think the continued ban on weed is outrageous. Also, as a pot-smoking enthusiast, I think the continued ban on weed is outrageous."

    Jim Norris Unemployed

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