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Canada Keeps Marijuana Illegal

Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper announced last week he would not decriminalize and tax marijuana, despite calls to do so from the current mayor and four former mayors of Vancouver. What do you think?

  • "I'm impressed that Vancouver's pothead mayor remembers who the Prime Minister is."

    John Jackson
    Fire Inspector
  • "He’ll change his mind once he starts getting heat from the Visine lobby."

    Barbara Langmaid
    Pastry Chef
  • "As a pot-smoking enthusiast, I think the continued ban on weed is outrageous. Also, as a pot-smoking enthusiast, I think the continued ban on weed is outrageous."

    Jim Norris
    Unemployed

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