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Canada Terror Plot

Canadian law enforcement arrested 17 Muslim men this weekend who allegedly tried to acquire three tons of ammonium nitrate and bomb-making components. What do you think?
  • "Apparently they wanted to blow up a city that, on screen, passes really well for New York."

    Cheryll Weidenbach
    Housecleaner
  • "See, when folks aren't all consumed by how they're going to pay for their operations and stuff, they start getting notions about blowing up landmarks."

    Frank Jennings
    Systems Analyst
  • "I was shocked to hear on the news programme that some of these men were living in the centre of my neighbourhood, about 20 metres from my favourite theatre."

    Will Foley
    Mountie

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