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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Canadian Immigration Under Fire

Canada's relatively lax immigration policy has drawn criticism from U.S. leaders, who say the country provides an easy home base for terrorists. What do you think?
  • "I am suddenly very suspicious of my next-door neighbor, Khalid al-McKenzie."

    Iris Murphy Teacher
  • "As a radical Islamic fundamentalist, I am seriously considering moving to Vancouver. It's sooo gorgeous there."

    Bill Hrabosky Cashier
  • "My God, we could go to war with Canada over this. I only pray there's an army platoon with the afternoon free."

    Don Nahorodny Forklift Operator
  • "Why would terrorists need to go through Canada to get to the U.S.? It's not like the FBI would catch them if they came straight here."

    Louis Chambliss Systems Analyst
  • "Canada needs to start doing a better job of racial-profiling non-Inuits."

    Michael Horner Civic Planner
  • "See, I told you socialized medicine doesn't work."

    Penny Niekro Homemaker

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