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Canadian Immigration Under Fire

Canada's relatively lax immigration policy has drawn criticism from U.S. leaders, who say the country provides an easy home base for terrorists. What do you think?
  • "I am suddenly very suspicious of my next-door neighbor, Khalid al-McKenzie."

    Iris Murphy
    Teacher
  • "Why would terrorists need to go through Canada to get to the U.S.? It's not like the FBI would catch them if they came straight here."

    Louis Chamblis
    Systems Analyst
  • "As a radical Islamic fundamentalist, I am seriously considering moving to Vancouver. It's sooo gorgeous there."

    Bill Hrabosky
    Cashier
  • "Canada needs to start doing a better job of racial-profiling non-Inuits."

    Michael Horner
    Civic Planner
  • "My God, we could go to war with Canada over this. I only pray there's an army platoon with the afternoon free."

    Don Nahorodny
    Forklift Operator
  • "See, I told you socialized medicine doesn't work."

    Penny Niekro
    Homemaker
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