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Canadian Prisoners Escape Via Helicopter

Two inmates at a Quebec prison made a dramatic daytime escape yesterday when two outside accomplices booked a local helicopter tour, demanded the pilot fly to the prison, and then lowered ropes for the prisoners to climb, though all were later apprehended. What do you think?

  • “Can’t Canadians do anything without showboating?”

    Gabe Schneider
    Foundry Supervisor
  • “Dummies. It would have worked if they had gone with my giant Trojan Poutine plan.”

    Sabrina Astin
    Systems Analyst
  • “Wow, prison is awesome!”

    J.J. Nakashima
    Baggage Checker