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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Cancer Panel's Findings Under Fire

The American Cancer Society is criticizing a study from the President's Cancer Panel that suggests Americans are under constant threat from environmental carcinogens. What do you think?

  • "The environment doesn't cause cancer. Everything else going relatively well in your life directly beforehand causes cancer."

    Rick Balfe Undercoater
  • "It's nice to know I can always rely on the American Cancer Society for the sunnier outlook on U.S. health."

    Liz Dwyer Pinion Inspector
  • "Well, it's too late. I've already thrown out everything but my iPad."

    Tom Cope Hairspring Cutter

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