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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Candidate Unaware Constitution Provides For Separation Of Church, State

In a debate with opponent Chris Coons, Republican Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell intimated she was unaware that the First Amendment provides a constitutional basis for the separation of church and state. What do you think?

  • "So? When I started working as a receptionist, I'd never used Excel before. She'll get there."

    Leon Ashley Receptionist
  • "This probably also explains why she then immediately yelled at reporters and told them they had no guaranteed right to print what she had just said."

    Richard Haener Carpenter
  • "I also don't know shit about our basic rights and freedoms as Americans. She is me!"

    Darla Kullberg Merchandiser

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