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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Candidate Unaware Constitution Provides For Separation Of Church, State

In a debate with opponent Chris Coons, Republican Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell intimated she was unaware that the First Amendment provides a constitutional basis for the separation of church and state. What do you think?

  • "So? When I started working as a receptionist, I'd never used Excel before. She'll get there."

    Leon Ashley Receptionist
  • "This probably also explains why she then immediately yelled at reporters and told them they had no guaranteed right to print what she had just said."

    Richard Haener Carpenter
  • "I also don't know shit about our basic rights and freedoms as Americans. She is me!"

    Darla Kullberg Merchandiser

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