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Captain America Killed

Captain America, the comic book character created during World War II as a patriotic opponent of the Nazis, was killed by sniper bullets in a recent comic. What do you think?

  • "But who will avenge him? If only there were a group of 'avengers,' if you will, organized for that purpose."

    Monica Chan Systems Analyst
  • "Yet another intelligence failure by S.H.I.E.L.D.. How many more screwups must we endure before Bush fires Executive Director Nicholas Fury?"

    Herbert Mandelbaum Archivist
  • "Oh, man! Why are all the really cool assassinations wasted on make-believe people?"

    Diego Lopez Florist

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