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‘Captain America’ Smashes Box-Office Records

Disney’s 3D superhero film sequel Captain America: The Winter Soldier smashed box-office records for the month of April with a $96 million opening weekend. What do you think?

  • “This might be just the nudge superhero movies needed at the box office.”

    Chris Campbell Junior Claims Adjuster
  • “Of course it did. The winter soldier genre is booming right now.”

    Gwyneth Cantor Home Intruder Prevention Specialist
  • “Aww, these little franchises grow up so fast.”

    Damian Ma Systems Analyst

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