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Vol 45 Issue 16

Simple Tips For A Greener House

Cutting energy consumption not only saves you money, it helps save the environment. Here are 10 simple things you can do around the house to the earth AND your wallet a greener place.
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Captain Rescued From Pirates

After being held hostage by Somali pirates for five days, Capt. Richard Phillips was rescued by the U.S. Navy on Sunday. What do you think?
  • “You don’t mess with U.S. naval forces. Did African pirates learn nothing from the two early-19th-century Barbary wars?”

    Dundee McNair
    Ignition Specialist
  • “High-seas drama like this reminds me why I got into commercial shipping in the first place.”

    Alison Byrne
    Chemical Mill Attendant
  • “That's great. I was getting really fucking sick of praying for him.”

    Gene Parmentier
    Quill Winder
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