Caravan Traveling U.S. To Oppose Drug War

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Caravan Traveling U.S. To Oppose Drug War

Protesting the tens of thousands of deaths in Mexico resulting from the U.S. drug war, a group calling itself the “Caravan for Peace with Justice and Dignity” began a 20-city U.S. tour yesterday that will culminate in one month in Washington, D.C. What do you think?

  • “I assume anyone traveling in a caravan is pretty pro-drugs.”

    Bill Muenker
    Systems Analyst
  • “But the war on drugs was the war whose inefficacy we were best at concealing!”

    Roddy Blancaflor
    Quilting Machine Operator
  • “Yeah, well, they better not get in the way of my Free Mumia Convoy.”

    Regina Wilhoit
    Poultry Veterinarian