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Cardinal Says Catholic Church Should Welcome Gays

While admitting the Vatican would not change its opposition to same-sex marriage, Archbishop of New York Timothy Dolan said the Church should be more welcoming of gays and lesbians, arguing that Catholicism needs to modernize how it presents its message. What do you think?

  • “Hippies!”

    Paul DiPrima
    Doll Wig Maker
  • “Oh no. I always knew this Golden Rule thing was a slippery slope.”

    Amelinda Page
    Shellacker
  • “Isn’t anyone going to keep hating gays?”

    Brian Barzman
    College Nurse