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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

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WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Carl's Jr. Founder Dead

Carl Karcher, the founder of Carl's Jr. and owner of Hardee's, died just days shy of his 91st Birthday. What do you think?
  • "I wondered why all those yellow happy star flags were being flown at half mast."

    Byron Weigel Dialysis Technician
  • "I thought Hardee's was owned by the government."

    Jan Oyler Purchasing Manager
  • "And with his death goes his strange and inexplicable use of possessives."

    Winston Rae Tax Assessor

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