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Casey Anthony Released

Acquitted murder suspect Casey Anthony was released from jail on Sunday. What do you think?

  • "She left just two days ago? Huh, that's weird. You usually don't report an Anthony's disappearance for about a month or so."

    Dan Roth Moisture-Machine Tender
  • "Ooh, I thought I smelled something different in the air on Sunday! Turns out it was the smell of new beginnings. With just a hint of guilty-murderer-gone-free."

    Roberta Nelson Drop-Wire Hanger
  • "This is one crazy story she's going to tell her kids someday."

    Davis Youtz Unemployed

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