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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Casey Anthony Released

Acquitted murder suspect Casey Anthony was released from jail on Sunday. What do you think?

  • "She left just two days ago? Huh, that's weird. You usually don't report an Anthony's disappearance for about a month or so."

    Dan Roth Moisture-Machine Tender
  • "Ooh, I thought I smelled something different in the air on Sunday! Turns out it was the smell of new beginnings. With just a hint of guilty-murderer-gone-free."

    Roberta Nelson Drop-Wire Hanger
  • "This is one crazy story she's going to tell her kids someday."

    Davis Youtz Unemployed
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