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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Casey Kasem Missing

A judge has ordered an investigation into the whereabouts of Casey Kasem, the 82-year-old radio personality known for his years of hosting the nationally syndicated American Top 40 countdown show, who has gone missing from his Los Angeles home. What do you think?

  • “Coming all the way from number one in my heart this week is my hope that he’s okay.”

    Paul Austen Unemployed
  • “Casey Kasem? No way! Whatever happened to that guy?”

    Elise Guilbert Air Traffic Controller
  • “It’s okay. No one is buying music these days anyway.”

    Arthur Olsen Emergency Room Liaison

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