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Casey Kasem Missing

A judge has ordered an investigation into the whereabouts of Casey Kasem, the 82-year-old radio personality known for his years of hosting the nationally syndicated American Top 40 countdown show, who has gone missing from his Los Angeles home. What do you think?

  • “Coming all the way from number one in my heart this week is my hope that he’s okay.”

    Paul Austen
    Unemployed
  • “Casey Kasem? No way! Whatever happened to that guy?”

    Elise Guilbert
    Air Traffic Controller
  • “It’s okay. No one is buying music these days anyway.”

    Arthur Olsen
    Emergency Room Liaison