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  • Night Out Consecrated With Opening Exchange Of High-Fives

    CHARLOTTE, NC—Kicking off the evening with their customary expression of excitement and camaraderie, a group of friends reportedly consecrated their night out on the town Friday with a ceremonial opening exchange of high-fives.

Catholic Church Must Pay For Contraceptives

New York's highest court ruled that insurance coverage for employees of social service agencies run by the Catholic Church must include contraception. What do you think?
  • "Telling women that I work for the Catholic Church is all the contraception I need."

    Richard Harris
    Administrative Coordinator
  • "Catholics using birth control? But then who will supply the world with urchins?”

    Tracy Pierce
    Social Worker
  • "This is an affront against the Lord, who was always a proponent of pulling out and climaxing all over her tits."

    Paul Ballard
    Cashier
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