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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Cats, Dogs May See Things Invisible To Human Eye

A new study has found that cats, dogs, and many other mammals are able to detect UV light, which may allow them to see many things invisible to humans, such as urine marks and certain color patterns on flowers. What do you think?

  • “Are they really things we can’t see, or things we don’t want to see?”

    Aaron Campelia Motorcycle Club Owner
  • “Aw man, I wish I had the power to see more urine.”

    Jason Bowyer Restaurant Host
  • “But can they love?”

    Kathleen Willis Event Coordinator
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