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‘Cats’ Musical To Feature Rapping Cat

Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber announced this week that a London revival of his international smash musical Cats would feature, for the first time, a rapping cat. What do you think?

  • “It’s genius—there are so many words that rhyme with ‘meow.’”

    Courtney Grayson Evidence Destroyer
  • “After decades of it being watered down, I’m glad to see rap music finally getting back some of its sense of danger.”

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  • “Are the raps going to tackle the important issues concerning the cats of today, or is this just some silly bullshit?”

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