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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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‘Cats’ Musical To Feature Rapping Cat

Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber announced this week that a London revival of his international smash musical Cats would feature, for the first time, a rapping cat. What do you think?

  • “It’s genius—there are so many words that rhyme with ‘meow.’”

    Courtney Grayson Evidence Destroyer
  • “After decades of it being watered down, I’m glad to see rap music finally getting back some of its sense of danger.”

    Manny Ojeda Disillusioned Educator
  • “Are the raps going to tackle the important issues concerning the cats of today, or is this just some silly bullshit?”

    Joseph Hooks Systems Analyst
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