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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Cats Understand Laws Of Physics

In a recent experiment, cats were shown to register surprise when a box that rattled when shaken was overturned to reveal nothing inside, leading scientists to conclude that cats use logic and rudimentary knowledge of physics to assess the world around them. What do you think?

  • “If we don’t invest in science education, they could overtake us.”

    Dale Riggs Vintage Typographer
  • “Really? I always figured more blind luck was involved in catching prey.”

    Sandra Billings Wrist Examiner
  • “And yet they can’t tell what happened to the laser pointer.”

    Chandler Moblin Book Shelver

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