A study published in Science Translational Medicine found that an abundance of a protein called prostaglandin D2 was responsible for male-pattern baldness. What do you think?
"That's great! Now that we've found what causes it, we can replicate it anywhere."James Vargo Systems Analyst
"You see that balding piece of shit standing over there? That's my husband. Go make his day and tell him about this crap."Stella LeDuc Sandblaster
"I hope any treatments for the condition lie far in the future. All these legions of mental-patient-looking white guys with shaved heads have grown on me throughout the years."Chris Gaspar Kiln Burner