CDC: 1 In Every 50 U.S. Schoolchildren Autistic

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CDC: 1 In Every 50 U.S. Schoolchildren Autistic

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention revised upward its estimate of the number of children in the United States with autism, stating that 1 in every 50 children between the ages of 6 and 17 have some form of autism spectrum disorder. What do you think?

  • “Isn’t there anything we can do to reverse this trend of testing for this horrible affliction?”

    Webster Owen Steeplejack
  • “Blackjack tables of the future are screwed.”

    Bryce Cassel Urologist
  • “Our nation’s bullies must be so exhausted.”

    Katie Marano Fuse Maker


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