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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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CDC: Half Of U.S. Schools Teach Proper Sex Ed

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have found that less than half of U.S. schools teach their students sexual education according to the CDC’s 16 recommended topics, such as correct condom use and where to find reliable information on sexual health. What do you think?

  • “No way are there as many as 16 sex topics.”

    Gary Wholin Unemployed
  • “What’s so great about our kids that they deserve healthy, satisfying lives?”

    Tom Merzbicki Brick Speculator
  • “We need to reverse this alarming trend by properly training our educators to pop in the DVD and tell everyone to shut up.”

    Anita Lafley Systems Analyst
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