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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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CDC: Women Should Only Drink While On Birth Control

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have recommended that all sexually active women, regardless of whether they intend to get pregnant, should be on some form of birth control before consuming any amount of alcohol to prevent a pregnancy with fetal alcohol complications. What do you think?

  • “That’s wildly impractical. Does the CDC really expect women to access birth control that easily?”

    Kevin Bartz Podcast Benefactor
  • “Finally, a government agency that tells me, to the letter, exactly what to do with my body.”

    Delia Stoneberg Startup Maven
  • “How about we put the onus on men for a change and instruct them to knock drinks out of women’s hands?”

    Ilana Geffen File Organizer

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