adBlockCheck

Recent News

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
End Of Section
  • More News

Celebrating The 50th Anniversary Of The Beatles On Ed Sullivan

This week marks the 50th anniversary of the Beatles’ first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, a milestone in American pop culture that fans across the nation are celebrating with reenactment concerts, television specials, tribute performances, and more. What do you think?

  • “It’s about time the Beatles got recognized for their accomplishments.”

    John Rohr Mail Sorter
  • “Yeah, that was a pretty good episode.”

    Dominique Laffan Home Goods Retailer
  • “I’m just relieved baby boomers managed to find something from their youth that they can keep celebrating.”

    Noel O’Regan Yeast Maker
More Videos

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close
settings