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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Cell-Phone Infertility

A study presented at the American Society For Reproductive Medicine conference indicated that men who used cell phones frequently have a lower sperm count. What do you think?
  • "But what if all your time on the phone is spent ordering bull hormones?"

    Thalia Romanov Systems Analyst
  • "So my phone sends e-mail and prevents unwanted pregnancy? I'd like to see a pager do that."

    Fred Tallman Banker
  • "Thankfully, nobody ever calls me. Haven't even spoken to another person for months. So having kids should be no problem."

    Chris Wilhelm Kevlar Tailor

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