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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO

Though today he holds a powerful position as head of a leading information technology firm, MergeMedia CEO Gary Lightman told reporters Thursday he, amazingly, worked his way to the very top of the company from humble beginnings as the son of the previous...

What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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Census To Count Gay Marriages

In a reversal of Bush administration policy, the 2010 census will recognize gay marriages. What do you think?
  • "I'm afraid that the census will legitimize gay marriages, much as it legitimized the racial category 'Pacific islander.'"

    Arthur Duclayan Ice Sculptor
  • "That's just great. Now I can’t even sit down with my son and enjoy the census without having the gay-marriage talk.”

    Josh Collins Stock Clerk
  • "Good. Now they'll have to let us know which one is the husband and which one is, you know…the gayer one.”

    Carrie Cuomo Unemployed
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