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Vol 47 Issue 15

Guests Emerge Shell-Shocked From Rich People's Wedding

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—Citing its 80-piece orchestra and real silver place settings, several of the 500 guests at Saturday's wedding of Boston socialite Elizabeth Kessler and investment banker Peter Graham emerged from the affair dazed and disoriente...
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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

CEO Pay On The Rise Again

According to a survey of 200 major companies, median executive salaries rose 12 percent from 2009 to 2010, with many CEOs doing better than they were before the economic downturn. What do you think?

  • "Oh, I know! Have you seen the CEO of Greenpeace, lately, strutting around in those brand-new socks?

    Samantha Ofer
    Personal Banker
  • "For some, that may seem unreasonable, but those numbers just reflect the reality of cost-of-living increases for essentials like catamarans and racehorses."

    Jasper Wilson
    Systems Analyst
  • "Do you think some of it might trickle down over here, or would I maybe have a better shot if I moved to that corner across the street?"

    Tyler Andreoni
    Unemployed
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