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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

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Charles Manson To Marry 26-Year-Old Visitor-Girlfriend, ‘Star’

Afton “Star” Burton, the 26-year-old girlfriend of Charles Manson who has been visiting him in prison since she was 17 and runs several websites alleging his innocence, has reportedly procured a marriage license to wed the 80-year-old mass murderer. What do you think?

  • “If she thinks he’s innocent, what’s the attraction?”

    Felix Simpson Decal Applier
  • “Marriages with such a large age gap never work.”

    Ken Lane Wheelchair Technician
  • “I’m sorry, but can you really trust a guy who waits seven years to propose?”

    Barbara Underwood Box Cutting Instructor

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