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DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Charlton Heston Dies

Charlton Heston, National Rifle Association spokesman and star of The Omega Man, The Ten Commandments, and Planet Of The Apes, died Saturday at 84. What do you think?
  • "No, I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Mickey Rooney. Charlton Heston has been dead for at least five years."

    Rodrigo Bennet Brick Layer
  • "It must have been comforting for him to pass away peacefully in his home instead of in a MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!!!"

    Tracy McManus Piano Teacher
  • "I send my thoughts and prayers to the Heston family. I'd also like to know when and where the funeral service is going to be held so I can send an ammunition wreath."

    Steve DeVoto Network Administrator
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