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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Chavez Threatens To Cut United States Off

Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has threatened to stop sending oil to the United States, citing Washington’s role in aiding Exxon Mobil with a lawsuit against nationalizing the country’s oil. What do you think?
  • "Bullies like Chavez should never underestimate the little guy—in this case, Exxon Mobil."

    Bettie Arnold Systems Analyst
  • "I'm surprised by how relatively reasonable this threat is."

    Pedro Barajas Hotel Clerk
  • "Exxon Mobil or Hugo Chavez. Please don't make me choose sides here."

    Adam Metz Carpet Installer

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