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Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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Chelsea Clinton Expecting First Child

Chelsea Clinton announced on Thursday that she's expecting her first child with husband Marc Mezvinsky later this fall. What do you think?

  • "That's great. It's been a while since we've had a new Clinton to judge on physical appearance alone."

    Dean Grobnik App Developer
  • “Awfully late start for an Arkansas gal.”

    Darla Perkins Systems Analyst
  • “Whoa, hold on a second. When did Bill and Hillary have a kid?”

    Chris Lewis Yard Hostler

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