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Chelsea Clinton Expecting First Child

Chelsea Clinton announced on Thursday that she's expecting her first child with husband Marc Mezvinsky later this fall. What do you think?

  • "That's great. It's been a while since we've had a new Clinton to judge on physical appearance alone."

    Dean Grobnik
    App Developer
  • “Awfully late start for an Arkansas gal.”

    Darla Perkins
    Systems Analyst
  • “Whoa, hold on a second. When did Bill and Hillary have a kid?”

    Chris Lewis
    Yard Hostler

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