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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Chelsea Clinton Expecting First Child

Chelsea Clinton announced on Thursday that she's expecting her first child with husband Marc Mezvinsky later this fall. What do you think?

  • "That's great. It's been a while since we've had a new Clinton to judge on physical appearance alone."

    Dean Grobnik App Developer
  • “Awfully late start for an Arkansas gal.”

    Darla Perkins Systems Analyst
  • “Whoa, hold on a second. When did Bill and Hillary have a kid?”

    Chris Lewis Yard Hostler
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