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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Chelsea Manning Released

Army Private Chelsea Manning was released from prison this week after serving seven years of a 35-year sentence for leaking classified information. What do you think?

  • “It’s always sad to see a good hashtag go.”

    Eleanor Wallace Systems Analyst
  • “Chelsea Manning deserves better than reintegration into American society.”

    Jimmy Kleefeld Scrapbooking Consultant
  • “She’s going to have to live with the fact she shed light on the plight of innocent civilians for the rest of her life.”

    Nathan Katers Unlicensed Poacher

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