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Many Americans fear that terrorists may one day strike the U.S. with chemical and biological weapons. What do you think about the prospect?
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DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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