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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Cheney Impeachment Resolution In Committee

A resolution to impeach Vice President Dick Cheney was sent to the House Judiciary Committee for review. What do you think?
  • "Impeaching is irresponsible and supported only by the fringe 'We don't want the Constitution violated' movement."

    Myra Cummer Closet Organizer
  • "I doubt it goes forward. The people on that committee all have families."

    Tyler Coppernol Mattress Salesman
  • "This won't achieve anything. The only way to stop Cheney is to cut out his heart and burn it during a full moon."

    Jerry Terrell Menu Distributor

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