Cheney Impeachment Resolution In Committee

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Cheney Impeachment Resolution In Committee

A resolution to impeach Vice President Dick Cheney was sent to the House Judiciary Committee for review. What do you think?
  • "Impeaching is irresponsible and supported only by the fringe 'We don't want the Constitution violated' movement."

    Myra Cummer
    Closet Organizer
  • "I doubt it goes forward. The people on that committee all have families."

    Tyler Coppernol
    Mattress Salesman
  • "This won't achieve anything. The only way to stop Cheney is to cut out his heart and burn it during a full moon."

    Jerry Terrell
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