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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Cheney Nearly Bombed

At least nine people have died in a suicide bombing at a U.S. base in Afghanistan during Vice President Dick Cheney's stay. What do you think?
  • "This was an utterly pointless assassination attempt. Everybody knows the only thing that can kill Cheney is another Cheney."

    Karl Fetterman Sewage Treatment Worker
  • "That day was supposed to be a celebration. Couldn't the bomber have at least swallowed a couple of streamers?"

    Larry Thomas Cell-Phone Salesperson
  • "That's all? I expect at least nine people to die when Cheney walks into an Applebee's."

    Yvonne DeRogatis Sandwich Maker

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

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