Cheney's Aneurysms

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Cheney's Aneurysms

Vice President Dick Cheney is recovering after having aneurysms removed from the back of both his knees. What do you think?
  • "I guess that's good, but you have to admit it would be fun to watch Cheney's knees blow out during a press conference."

    Shelly Caron
    Interior Designer
  • "That's only because Mr. Cheney has the money to afford the best health-care system in the world."

    Arthur Kaline
    Day Trader
  • "Look, let's quit pussyfooting around and postponing the inevitable and just put Cheney into the full Darth Vader life-support suit right now."

    Bart Nunn
    Systems Analyst
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