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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Pregnant

Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter Mary is pregnant. What do you think?
  • "I bet it's a pretty big relief for Cheney to find out his daughter's lesbian phase is finally over."

    Marvin Sayles Systems Analyst
  • "God, I hope the father is black."

    Frieda Smith Personal Trainer
  • "It's deplorable that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that Christians can't love."

    Roger Warrens Framer

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