Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Pregnant

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Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Pregnant

Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter Mary is pregnant. What do you think?
  • "I bet it's a pretty big relief for Cheney to find out his daughter's lesbian phase is finally over."

    Marvin Sayles
    Systems Analyst
  • "God, I hope the father is black."

    Frieda Smith
    Personal Trainer
  • "It's deplorable that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that Christians can't love."

    Roger Warrens
    Framer
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