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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Chicago Will Require Graduating Students To Have Post-School Plan

Starting in 2020, Chicago public high school students won’t be able to graduate without a school-approved plan for the future, such as college enrollment or a job offer. What do you think?

  • “I’m worried this doesn’t do enough to avoid addressing the core problems with our education system.”

    Marcus Gagliardi Fossil Appraiser
  • “This is just the motivation our teens need to abandon their naive, open-minded enthusiasm about the future.”

    Sarah Krewson Wax Fruit Inspector
  • “Does starting a band called ThugHammer count as a plan? Because it shouldn’t.”

    Craig Pavlovich Mob Informant

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