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Chief Of Staff Resigns

White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card resigned yesterday. What do you think?
  • "Without a chief of staff, who will hand out checks on Friday?"

    Brenda Giessman
    Auto Salesman
  • "Maybe he'd still have a job if he'd just kept Sept. 11 to himself."

    John Nichols
    System Analyst
  • "And with this latest resignation, Bush is officially left with merely an inner semicircle."

    Bill Goffrier
    Painter
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