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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Chief Of Staff Resigns

White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card resigned yesterday. What do you think?
  • "Without a chief of staff, who will hand out checks on Friday?"

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  • "Maybe he'd still have a job if he'd just kept Sept. 11 to himself."

    John Nichols System Analyst
  • "And with this latest resignation, Bush is officially left with merely an inner semicircle."

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