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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Chief Of Staff Resigns

White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card resigned yesterday. What do you think?
  • "Without a chief of staff, who will hand out checks on Friday?"

    Brenda Giessman Auto Salesman
  • "Maybe he'd still have a job if he'd just kept Sept. 11 to himself."

    John Nichols System Analyst
  • "And with this latest resignation, Bush is officially left with merely an inner semicircle."

    Bill Goffrier Painter

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