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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Chile's Pinochet Dead

Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet died Sunday at 91. What do you think?
  • "He was a complicated figure. On the one hand, he killed thousands of people. On the other hand, I don't know much more about him."

    Ian Cocker Customs Agent
  • "I would die, too, if my country were run by some woman calling herself 'The President.'"

    Jessica Loerber Computer Consultant
  • "At least he kept communism out of the country the only way a Fascist, bloodthirsty dictator could."

    Colin Gimeno Construction Worker
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