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Chile's Pinochet Dead

Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet died Sunday at 91. What do you think?
  • "He was a complicated figure. On the one hand, he killed thousands of people. On the other hand, I don't know much more about him."

    Ian Cocker
    Customs Agent
  • "I would die, too, if my country were run by some woman calling herself 'The President.'"

    Jessica Loerber
    Computer Consultant
  • "At least he kept communism out of the country the only way a Fascist, bloodthirsty dictator could."

    Colin Gimeno
    Construction Worker
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